“flirting with molly while poisoning her kitten
making her think that i’m actually smitten 
texting my nemeses sexual flings
these are a few of my favorite things

when the law strikes, when the bombs fail
when i’m feeling saaaad
i simply dismember my least favorite things
and then i don’t feeeeel sooo baaad” 

wow someone stop me





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